fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

Fuck me

If your looking this up then your sick so just stop

Fuck me is very sexual and gross

by I need a life 😂 July 11, 2018

knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007

weed me

Engulfs (6)

What's the answer to the crossword question Engulfs (6) that is W_E_M_
"WEED ME"

by LukeLukeLukeLukeLuke May 3, 2019

fjite me

When you mean "fight me" but type something else

Cecilia: your xbox sucks man

Diego: fjite me

by anabelle_cm March 4, 2016

Brianna (me)

I have been bulied and I’m not okay

Note from: Brianna (me) Help me

by br!@nn@ May 20, 2021