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bland bitch

A female or male that does or says something rude or disrespectful in a bland, deflating humorous manner for joking and comedic purposes.
Abby: “You better not be talking to your dumbass gross ass girlfriend
Emily: “She may be a dumbass but shes smarter then you”
Abby: “Emily Ritchardson you’re a bland bitch”
by Nip nip February 21, 2018
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Squirrel Bitch

a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".
"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."
by ThotOfTheYear July 1, 2017
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bitch disease

Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.
Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you
by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017
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Meat Bitch

1. A female who likes to partake of the meat. Aka. Weiner.

2.A woman covered in large slabs of meat(usually raw).
by PokeHerFace69 February 21, 2011
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Bitch-on-a-stick

Being rude, snarky, or bossy simply because an individual feels entitled or superior given the convenient circumstances.
Gail was a bitch-on-a-stick to her guest, because she had the connections to reserve a condo in Hawaii.
by JSOhio February 15, 2019
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thesaurus bitch

Someone who repeatedly uses large, complicated words when only the basic word is required and/or jumbles up words together that don't have the same meaning as intended. (Attempting to sound smarter than they actually are.)
Prof: Now who can explain the theory?

Student: I obtain the ability!

Prof: Okay Michelle, go ahead.

Student: I have high doubts in the cognitive processes of this theorist as he continually demostrates excavating premonitions about the ongoing insanities of the homo sapien population. His theory contradicts all predescendant foreknowledge.

Prof: Well now class, we seem to have a thesaurus bitch in our midst.
by ILoveBigMacs89 June 13, 2012
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Beta Bitch

A woman that settles for lesser men. A woman that is willing to interact with simps/betas, usually due to lack of options/self respect and/or peer pressure.
- So you gonna date Penny?
- Nah, she used to screw with Joe and the other simps. She's a beta bitch.
by Gigachad419 June 26, 2022
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