Yo mama

Jesus’ first words

Mary: he’s going to say his first word
Jesus:Yo Mama so fat

by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020

Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.

Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.

by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019

Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”

Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”

by Acidmofo September 18, 2023

yo mama

your mother

yo mama

by ol’milk March 29, 2021

yo mama

a joke commonly used to insult a person's mama

yo mama is so ugly they turn mudussa into stone.

by red=blue December 22, 2020

yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019

yo mama

yo mama

yo mama

by joe mama uwu April 25, 2022