yo mama joke day

march 23rd, the national day of telling yo mama jokes

“yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said i need your weight not your phone number” “yo dude what the heck?” “ hey it’s march 23rd national yo mama joke day it’s okay”

by jasonearlslushoiuscurls March 22, 2021

Yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't scribble your dick 'round the fan
Or you won't be able to get it out fam

Hello yo mama gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SUR- AAAHHHH MY DICK IS STUCK IN THE FANNNNN!!!!

by SuccSuccMyRainbowAss May 3, 2018

Yo mama jokes

Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.

"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"

by random_guy350783 April 4, 2015

yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

yo mama is so

A joke about people's moms

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is so ugly

by Unknownuiyu May 9, 2008

Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.

Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!

by Panfinz October 21, 2019

yo mama male

they are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area.

BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021