A person with too much time on their hands, along with a ton if grease. Isn't keen on charity work, mostly just likes to watch Netflix and easy pizza rolls.
by Thatone_guy May 3, 2018
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by Hejshsjahfusha November 24, 2021
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Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)
Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)
Shrek: "Aye Fiona, come souk mah phat willay."
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"
by get_it July 29, 2019
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P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.
by vaniukas July 16, 2020
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Get the Hot as fuck and willing to peg mug.Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area
Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there
Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?
Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there
Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?
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