wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.
Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster
by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023
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red wifi

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+
by maximgaren July 25, 2020
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wifi money

A way to influence children to learn to make money. Wifi money is considered dropshipping.
" HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH CARS!" "wifi money."
by chickenbutt12312312 January 17, 2023
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wifie material

When you see a HOT GIRL THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE DOSEN'T KNOW IT YET
MAN YOU SEE THAT CHICK OVER THERE SHE'S PRIMETIME WIFIE MATERIAL
by '70Boss 429 mustang March 25, 2023
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wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places
Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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WiFi Person

This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.
- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?

- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.

-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…
by reptileprinz May 28, 2025
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wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 27, 2024
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