jacob welch

The biggest male whore alive, he cheats, lies, and fucks any female fuckable...Dead Fuck!

Jacob Welch fucks women and dumps them like a bad habit, and runs back home to his wife.

by PerfectNot March 17, 2017

Wheelchair Drooler

the homless hippie on the bus that has a gold tooth and a silver one, he smells of roten eggs, cheap beer, and stale cigaretts.

look at that wheelchair drooler beggin for change

by urbanite8208 December 16, 2008

Welchuvian

A person of short stature. A slight to Gnomes.

"If you were any shorter you would be a welchuvian"
"Look at that welchuvian over there"
"My mother may have been an Ogre but your father was a Welchuvian"

by Gigantard October 5, 2009

Whench

Whench means When and Which
i.e.
Whench= When+Which

Ex: Donors came to donate bloid. Please HODs are requested to meet them today.
Question: whench ( when and which branch) HODs?
Answer: Afternon 2pm. HODs from all branches.

by Dr.tirthal April 11, 2018

portuguese wheelchair

Picking up your partner with their back to your belly then lifting up their legs and having anal

Dude 1: bruh I bet you, you won't have a Portuguese wheelchair orgy with me and the neighborhood thots

Dude 2: oh hell no, most of them have crabs

by I'mThaNigga December 18, 2016

Welching

When movie-goers show up to the theater 30+ minutes before the feature presentation.

The welchers usually play the movie trivia that repeats every 2 minutes and hang their legs over the seats in front of them, so no one else can sit there.

Billy: Hey Rob, let's go welch tonight... call up Jake and see if he wants to come with us.
Rob: JAKE! Wanna go welching with Billy and I tonight?

by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

whelching

a guy dips his balls in hot chili. and the girl sucks it off

When Curt wanted to be pleasured, he thought long and hard. He chose whelching with his girlfriend after deciding the pain was worth the pleasure.

by Narvy April 23, 2007