Mud Whale

Typically a bloated RWD rally car with an $80 sticker running at the tail end of an ARA rally.

I'd rather be a Mud Whale than a Dirtfish.

by Mud Whale wrangler September 10, 2021

thirteen whaling

Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.

Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?

by mormanman2232 November 8, 2010

whale harp

The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them

After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.

by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014

Whale whore

A "girl" who resembles a whale in both weight and looks, who flings herself at multiple men, hoping that if she has sex with them they will forget the fact that she is crushing them with her weight

whale whore=
1. Fat prostitutes

2. many girls from my school

by whorehater2 November 17, 2010

Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .

Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012

whale brain

Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.

In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.

The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.

There is currently no known cures for the disorder.

SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.

When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.

This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.

by Stranger Danger 69 May 8, 2014

Whale-of-a-time

When your just having so much fun.

I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.

by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021