meat weasel

1. Slang for the human cock. This form was first orginated by a hippy in State College, PA in 1987.

2. A perverted fuck that has a good sick sense of humor and has is not afriad to show it.

1. Give that bitch the ol' "meat weasel" up her ass until her eye balls pop out and she can be skull-fucked!

2. Everyone in the group backed off except the meat weasel who told the bitch that she was a fuckin' carpet muncher.

by Jizz Bag June 11, 2006

Wicked Weasel

A type of string bikini where the bottom consists only of a piece of fabric about 1.25 cm (1/2 inch) wide, resulting in the public display of the size and shape of the woman's vulva.

She must want all the world to see her camel toe to wear a wicked weasel like that!

by JBlackbird January 4, 2009

Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.

How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel

by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010

butt-weasel

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?

by benthere March 11, 2008

Pinch Weasel

Someone who is the "bottom feeder" of the business/office and allocated all the jobs that nobody else wants.

Likely to be rostered on Christmas Day.

"Andrew, go and unpack all the crates and boxes from the truck... then clean the toilets when you are done".

"What am I, your PINCH WEASEL?"

by A. Montesi December 9, 2007

pull of the weasel

to feel the pull to do something bad, greedy or selfish , despite your usual good nature.

Man , I'm happily married , but seeing that sexy babegive me the eye , I felt the pull of the weasel..

by stu-In australia ! February 6, 2007

Sea Weasel

The proper name of any otter. They are the weasels of the sea.

Look at that sea weasel swimming around.

by Incoporal March 5, 2018