watching blade

Code for having sex

Tia was watching blade with 3 guys the other night.

by angryyak21 April 20, 2014

Watching NatGeo

Another slang for watching gay porn

Joe: I wish they would make a radio that plays music based on data science models for the current day, time and weather.
Dutch: Aight, piss off. I have better things to do.
Joe: Like what?
Dutch: Like watching NatGeo

by Kungfluencer March 20, 2020

sternum watch

The concern and monitoring of a person's appearance due to potentially unhealthy and excessive weight loss.

"That Cylon woman on BSG is hot, but if she looses any more weight, we're going to have to put her on sternum watch".

or

Get that girl a cheeseburger, stat! She's on sternum watch.

by Montybank June 27, 2008

swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)

john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing

by sd spangler April 19, 2004

Don't watch that

Meaning 'it's cool' or 'don't worry'...can also be used to say 'don't make judgemental attributions about me based on that previous action'

The versatile and neverending use of the phrase can also be used as reverse psychology to say 'keep an eye on that'

Rudeboy: ''yo bitch got caught wid another gyal''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, slag gave washing machine blowjobs anyway''

Rudeboy: ''you just poured ketchup on your apple pie''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, i'm blitzed''

Rudeboy: ''I heard your music video is getting played on bare channels''

Ruderboy: ''yeah don't watch that''

by KidTheIllusionist September 28, 2009

Suicide Watch

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.

Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.

by humandictionary37 June 3, 2017

screen watching

when you're gaming split screen and the other player watches your screen to see where you are. usually done by stupid nubs.

So I was about to chainsaw him in the back of the head and he instantly turned around and killed me. He was obviously screen watching.

by andiexdestroy August 23, 2007