Faithy waithy winy winy

Faithy waithy winy winy was an amazing friend she was always there for me even though she was basically just some water and color. She had the sweetest eyes the smoothest hair but some mean lady Scientist named Amy or whatever poured her down the sink we only knew each other for a few mins maybe even 45 and shes gone. If you ever find a friend like this make sure u never lose her cherish her forever it might even be a human.

Person 1: Have you ever met Faithy waithy winy winy
Person 2: Yeah, she was nice
Person 1: She's dead now she was my best friend

by Faithy waithy winy winy bff May 8, 2023

Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)

Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.

by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004

The Morritt Wash

Not enough time for a bath or shower? Let me introduce you to "The Morritt Wash"

Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.

You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.

9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath

"Just had to run from the car park"

*Opens all windows and turns on fan*

"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"

by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012

polish mouth wash

When a polish man waits to ejaculate or have sex for 46 weeks so his cum is locked loaded and ready, cums into the mouth of a teen male or female large enough to fill a entire mouth because of the back up he endured in his sex life. The technique helps give the teens fresh breath and no cavities.

He Sondra your breath smells great! "Yea my uncle Radis said he was waiting so long to give me some polish mouth wash. I had some this morning from him"

by Gary chalker May 13, 2017

Same Dog Washed

Two alternatives meaning the same thing.

Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.

Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".

by shazthered May 30, 2018

Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 20, 2019

Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015