Wallnutting

The act of masturbating and smacking your dick against the wall as you nut letting it go all over the wall

Person 1: whats with your walls, did your painter not finish yet
Person 2: Oh no I was just wallnutting

Person 1: Whats wrong with you

by Thewallnut March 29, 2019

Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008

walnut beef

when u show someone ur beef and it look like a walnut meat and a grapevyne meat with a side of ass meat and cheeto feet..

man it look like yo walnut beef is broke ..

by jason meat December 12, 2009

Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone

This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt

by Zack Slade July 24, 2011

Walnut whip

"Walnut whip" is when you creampie a black persons anus the stick you balls in too. For example the chocolate on the outside the cream on the inside and the nuts on top.

You take a black person and creampie their anus then stick you balls in their for a walnut whip

by KinkyAsian October 10, 2016

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

Walnut

A person who uses intellectual buzzwords such as "cognitive dissonance," "strawman," or "ad hominem" to make themselves sound smarter than they really are when they cannot defend their own argument. Users of these words most often do not understand the actual meaning.

That's not cognitive dissonance, I just saw through the lines of your argument better than you did, you walnut.

by doggosarekewl February 5, 2017