wack-delish

A state of containing both the elements of wackness and the elements of deliciousness.

That bitch with the underboob is strangely wack-delish.
Tipper Gore is curiously wack-delish.

by Ramb Shanks November 14, 2009

wack a cock

A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.

Man you wanna play wack a cock? Ok but only up to 20.

by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

wack crack

the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.

"dude, i worked a double today at applebees and i have major wack crack.."

by abel salazar January 8, 2008

Morning Wack

The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.

The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day

Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John

John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?

Looks over at the alarm clock

John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.

by The Wackster April 4, 2013

Thigh Wack

When one places their schlong against their thighs in such a way that moving back in forth leads to an orgasim.

Russ, I can't believe that you pulled off a thigh wack in math class. You really are an animal.

by James Libby August 10, 2006

[out of] wack

in sync. normal state.

Don't neglect taking vitamins on off days~It throws the whole week out of wack.

by booblies January 30, 2009

Wack Job

Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.

Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.

by Phoebe Beaver August 30, 2005