Watching NatGeo

Another slang for watching gay porn

Joe: I wish they would make a radio that plays music based on data science models for the current day, time and weather.
Dutch: Aight, piss off. I have better things to do.
Joe: Like what?
Dutch: Like watching NatGeo

by Kungfluencer March 20, 2020

Attack Watch

An ill-conceived, big brother-like attempt by the Obama administration to encourage people to behave like third grade tattletales by submitting real or imagined insults against President Obama.

Dear Attack Watch my mommy says she is not going to vote for President Obama in 2012. Jessica, 8 years old

Attack Watch I want to report my co-worker, who doubts your divinity because you need a teleprompter to speak coherently.

by Gestapo Watch September 16, 2011

Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)

john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing

by sd spangler April 19, 2004

Don't watch that

Meaning 'it's cool' or 'don't worry'...can also be used to say 'don't make judgemental attributions about me based on that previous action'

The versatile and neverending use of the phrase can also be used as reverse psychology to say 'keep an eye on that'

Rudeboy: ''yo bitch got caught wid another gyal''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, slag gave washing machine blowjobs anyway''

Rudeboy: ''you just poured ketchup on your apple pie''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, i'm blitzed''

Rudeboy: ''I heard your music video is getting played on bare channels''

Ruderboy: ''yeah don't watch that''

by KidTheIllusionist September 28, 2009

Suicide Watch

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.

Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.

by humandictionary37 June 3, 2017

screen watching

when you're gaming split screen and the other player watches your screen to see where you are. usually done by stupid nubs.

So I was about to chainsaw him in the back of the head and he instantly turned around and killed me. He was obviously screen watching.

by andiexdestroy August 23, 2007