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Vertile

Dutch and world's most hardest hardstyle DJ/Producer known to mankind. Every song from him is just madness to both your ears and live festivals.

Known by his real name Mees van den Berg, he's a multi-tasker who can sing, produce and play his own instruments and compose all these elements into a track of his own.

2020 was supposed to be the start of his musical journey and performing at several events but due to Covid, it got delayed and 2021 saw much presence from him as he released bangers like Change This Place, Walk with Me, Relentless and some 2 remixes.

On stage, he also holds a live act called Vertile's Dimension and has perfomed it on events like Reverze, Defqon.1 and Shockerz.

This guy can really tear down stage after stage with his epic and crazy sound design. Go to one and you will never regret the Vertile experience.
Friend : heyyy wanna go to Reverze this weekend with mee?

Me : sorry i can't i got stuff to do

Friend : but there is Vertile on lineup and it's a Vertile's Dimension set!

Me : Enough said, I'm going!
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vertical smile

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.
I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.
by wickers February 12, 2008
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haricots verts

Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.

Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.

If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.
Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.
by bigtrick October 14, 2006
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Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"
by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019
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Vertigo Stick

1. See disco stick

2. Penis, as popularized by Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance"
"I want your psycho,
Your vertigo stick,
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick"
by Fame Monster November 11, 2009
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vertical stripe

Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.
You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.
by AngryAirman September 23, 2005
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Vertigo

The feeling experienced when one cannot differentiate between up and down.
When the pilot did a barrel-roll, he had a feeling of vertigo when he finished.

When she kissed me a feeling of vertigo came over me.
by Sean Madden November 3, 2004
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