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Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
by CongoJack July 3, 2017
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Vaul

by Heekomebeeko July 7, 2021
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net vulture

A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.
"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007
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Vaultka

A combination of Vladimir vodka and the energy drink Vault. Has the ability to not only fuck you up but also keep you awake.
Vaultka should be made in a large Gatoroade cooler.
The proper portions are as follows: Three 2 litres of Vault for every handle of Vladimir. Add ice.
Last thing I remember I was drinking Vaultka, then all the sudden I wake up in Wildwood's police station and my asshole is bleeding.
by Mike McLaughlin February 17, 2007
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valtteri

Valtteri is every girl dream boy. He is in the school very popular. He usually get problems with somebody. But he is nice and friendly if you get know him. He is so trendy, him clothes are expensive stuff. Valtteri play icehockey, basketball, football or something sport. Somebodys is calling him fuckboy but another ones calling him dream boy. You should got know him;)!
Jillian: "OMG he is coming!"
Amy: "Valtteri? Blaah"
Jillian: "Look at him😍"
by HHANDEL December 12, 2016
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vulture

(verb) to actively wait until a relationship ends, and then swoop in and attempt to establish one's own relationship.

However, no sabotage is done, as in a vulture circling above an animal (the relationship) dying in the desert. Vultures are scavengers, and let the relationship fall apart naturally so they don't feel guilty (although guilt may be present regardless.)
"You've really got some nerve to vulture us like that, George!"

"But Jenny!"
by BTBAM14 January 27, 2008
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Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.
Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!
by Brick October 13, 2004
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