Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick April 20, 2014

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010

Vag Rage

Noun

When an arbitrary "feminist/SJW" blames society for his/her lack of talent/marketability/experience/competence. Especially blaming men for all of the world's wrongs.

Usually characterised by long rants on facebook, with likes from losers in basements who really need to get some to get their heads straight.

"Did you see Sona's fb rant about how Wacken predominantly has a lot of male artists?"

"Yeah, it was true vag rage"

"Jenny, stop vag raging and get a life. And a job"
-Self-respecting, employed, female friend

by sepiator December 17, 2016

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009

vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009