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Tim: What is 2+2?
Jacob: ummmm I have no idea 🤷
by Chombers likes chiken November 5, 2022
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uhhh um uhh

i dont know man idk what the hell im supposedto be doing
person 1: hey man hows it going
person 2: uhhh um uhh
person 1: the hell
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Tsubaki Ume

The mysterious stranger who walks into the bar and just kind leans against the wall in a corner and doesn't say anything !!
You're literally just Tsubaki Ume!!!
by tustsu April 29, 2022
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jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

The act of sticking your stragot of a friends balls in you mouth and hugging them all around
friend 1: Can i jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

Friend 2: Hell yeah bro
by Billy bob mother fucking joe January 15, 2022
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UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.
Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.
by Remanterm December 13, 2021
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id and um

Your probably doing that trend on Tik Tok where you “REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER FROM YOUR NAME” ..I think you did Skid and Pump.
Lol ok I admit I tried it but what- “ID AND UM”
by Senpai_xml_spirit_xml October 16, 2021
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