Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Twig

Noun*
1. f*uck boy named Freddie Findlay who acts like he has abs

Freddie is a twig

by Twig-hater August 31, 2020

Twig

A twink/young man who regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a “bottom” and is bigger, heavier or has a higher fat percentage than a stereotypical twink. Combining the words "Twink" and "Pig".

"Twinks aren't that fat, He's a Twig"

by BoomBoomDoll12345 August 2, 2024

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016

albino twig

A person who is very thin and very pale. Usually tall and white.

Omg Ethan you are an albino twig!

by Kathy14 February 4, 2017

twig you down

fuckin a hoe in the ass n shi

may i twig you down on some highkey ish?

by dogjacker February 17, 2024

Twig bitches

Girls who think their better then everyone when they really are just huge sluts. They think everyone loves them but in reality everyone hates them and wants to kill them because their so mean to people and bring people down. They travel in their little bitchy cliques and make fun of people who aren't them. All they do is cause drama! They think their so cool but they are dumb and fake as fuck.

Person 1: OMG those girls are so rude to everybody!

Person 2: Yes I wish I could punch those twig bitches and give them what they deserve!

by Huntzy19 December 22, 2015