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teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick
Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls
by rj berger November 10, 2012
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Teeter Totter

When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.
"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.
by Contemptible Impudence February 11, 2015
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Tweeker

A person who over indulges when taking psycho - stimulants, such as Adderall and crystal meth. Many become habitual users... meaning they leave less time in between each "run" so their brain never fully recovers like it did when it was just every now and then. Most brain damage, hallucinations, delusion, paranoia, anorexia, etc... is unlikely due to amphetamines alone. Tweekers don't sleep or eat. They can't continue to function. Tweekers lose their sense of Reality. Tweekers lie about everything, only because of how DEEP their self hate runs. Tweekers are sad that they are tweekers but see no point in quitting after so many years of frying their brain, losing loved ones, self pity, regrets, the list goes on forever. Just because you have " tweeked " once in a great moon doesn't make you a "tweeker" . But tweekers are Perma-tweeked.
The shy girl next door with the obvious lack of self-esteem tweeked on meth only twice last year. She was beautiful and had a great fashion sense. Now that she moved in with her dealer boyfriend. She started tweeking everyday, nonstop. In less than 6 month she lost her job, account, money, one tooth. And she was beautiful but 6 month of being a tweeket aged her, visually, 6 years. She's literally skin and bones with no muscle tone. I don't hate tweekers because I can alway see and smell one within 50 ft of me, so I don't associate with them because if you do... you can only blame YOU for being stupid enough to position a tweeker to burn you. They lie, steal, cheat, and believe most the lies. Stay away
by CamCordChic January 1, 2017
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Tweezer

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.
"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".
by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010
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tweener

a tweener is a lesbian that does not look like a male but both feminine and masculine...
by jo March 13, 2004
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tweeker

A person who has worked their way to the second highest level of their methamphetamine career, tweekers have poor hygiene. The only level above a tweeker is a Cook who carries God like status among tweeker because the cook manufactures the crystal death that they all soo much love.
That tweeker hasn’t been off my couch for two weeks and hasn’t showered the whole time.

My TV has been stolen I bet it was that fucking tweeker.
by Auld man January 6, 2008
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frat boy teeter totter

Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.

This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"

Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."
by nobonesaboutit January 15, 2011
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