Turbo time is a slang word for snorting cocaine. It's mostly used in Las Vegas by high rollers and feins. You can use it if you're trying to score cocaine as well.
by Obey666 September 05, 2009
n; an individual that can both respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of hypothetical possible outcomes, data and analysis. Expounds exuberantly.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores or local co-ops.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores or local co-ops.
"Holy frigin swampdonkies, that Johnson kid's a wicked frigin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem.'
by rob dianome September 12, 2008
Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.
"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
by Iggie Mathias George October 03, 2008
this is where a male shaves their balls then decides to smash their balls into an unsuspecting victims naked forehead
by coles April 03, 2006
Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"
by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017
Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.
Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
by Snarelax February 22, 2012
When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
by andrewp November 01, 2007