rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.

I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone

by Freezerguy December 4, 2013

Golden trombone

The golden trombone is the sexual position taken by those women in their 50's.

Liza Minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50's. She was even awarded the prestious Golden Trombone several years in a row. These awards were then sealed by the IRS and awarded the coveted Purina Catchow Award. Meow on!

by J Page December 4, 2015

russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003

slide trombone

The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job

Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot

Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know

by Trombone gang December 22, 2022

Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015

Sliding Trombone

To perform a long, stroking, wet blow/hand job.

sliding trombone blow job

by sd92 March 2, 2012