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rusty trombone

When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone
by Freezerguy December 4, 2013
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Golden trombone

The golden trombone is the sexual position taken by those women in their 50's.
Liza Minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50's. She was even awarded the prestious Golden Trombone several years in a row. These awards were then sealed by the IRS and awarded the coveted Purina Catchow Award. Meow on!
by J Page December 4, 2015
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russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time
I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!
by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003
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slide trombone

The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job
Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night.
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.
Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!
by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020
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Sliding trombone

Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.
Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone
by wtf325! July 19, 2017
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The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020
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