all terrain train

a train that does not need tracks in order to move from point a to point b. usually very dangerous and can strike without warning. in some severe cases, the all terrain train may find where you live and try to get you.

"dude where's phill today?"

"he's stuck at home with 3 all terrain trains circling his house... all he can do is wait."

"oh... ok?'

by asilb5877 October 25, 2010

train

A group of guys stand in a line outside a room. One by one, they enter the room to have sex with one girl inside. The line must have at least 7 guys to be qualified as a train.

"What's this line for?"
"We're running a train! Go to the back of the line."

by bigbadbob February 25, 2003

Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.

Personal trainer

by Baudelaire August 21, 2013

night train

High potency wine--18%--made from, pears or grapes or apples or "perry" fruit (whatever that is.) Night Train is produced in Modesto California and is sold dirt cheap. It is, however, is a favorite of broke drunks hanging out on park benches. They usually refer to Night Train as a "Trilla." But you'd have to be drunk on Night Train to be able to fully understand why.

Drunk #1: "How much you got on a pint of Night Train?"
Drunk #2: "I got 53 cents on another Trilla, dude."

by carlos mack October 20, 2008

train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

by ksay15 November 2, 2008

Trained 2 Go

Means you are "bout it" or prepared for any situation.

Someone not to be played with.

You are about your business.

Don't run your mouth in Richmond them boys Trained 2 Go.

by Noah804 August 10, 2010

train hands

what your hands become when you ride the train

"I can't touch that baby. I have train hands."

"Let me wash off my train hands before I perform open heart surgery."

"If anyone says, 'What time is it? It's show time,' one more time, I'ma slap them silly with these train hands."

by Stu Jones September 9, 2011