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Tossing Cunt

when your friend is being a tosser and a bitch at the same time
Hey do you know Josh?

Yeah he's a tossing cunt.

I know right !
by Out4Milk April 2, 2021
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Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.
Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.
by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015
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Boner toss

Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
by Narcfucc May 30, 2019
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tossing the cage

A fit of extreme laughter in which one's face goes red and one's vocal cords freeze up. The term "tossing the cage" refers to the spasms of the diaphragm and ribcage that occur during extreme laughter.
Man 1: Yo, that mans deadass tossing the cage right now?!
Man 2: It wasn't even that funny!
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mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
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toss slippers

Similar to toss salad, defined as the licking and general oral pleasuring of ones anus, to toss someone's slippers is to suck upon their toes.
Man, I really miss how my third wife would toss my slippers after a long day at work, she could really toss slippers.
by DefiniteyNotBatman April 15, 2017
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turkey tossing

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010
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