Toni Kroos

Somebody that puts you in trouble then comes to your rescue just in time.

<See the Germany Vs Sweden game FIFA 2018 world cup>

I can't believe Dennis put me through a Toni Kroos moment in the exam room again. This is getting old 😂

by Siongok June 23, 2018

Tonia

THE BADDEST BITCH ALIVE

Did you see tonia?!!? isn’t she the best🙄

by H.E.S June 12, 2021

Lopez Tonight

TBS's "attempt" at a late-night television show. Usually not very funny, although it is listed as a comedy. Ruins most peoples opinions of George Lopez, although he wasn't very funny to begin with.

Jim - "Wanna watch Lopez tonight?"
Jake - "I would rather be mulled by thousands of tigers, ripped in half.....the long way, and then be set on fire."

by Mitchell-Francis June 23, 2010

Tonic

Alcoholic beverages, being referred as tonic in cities like Hyderabad and erode.
Name coined by Dr Senthilnathan.

Shall we have tonic this friday?

by DrSatty September 20, 2012

Getting ripped tonight

It means you are going to make babies tonight

I am getting ripped tonight rip the pussy aye

by Your bae halla ;) June 2, 2021

TONIDANCEMONKEY

The king/queen of threads. The #1 person that ended Nicki Minaj.

Tonidancemonkey is a legend!

by arigaga October 14, 2020

Entertainment Tonight

The combination of hole cards in Texas hold'em Poker including a King and an Eight.

When the flop came King-King-Eight, i went all in because i was holding Entertainment Tonight.

by Rowdy Butthole October 28, 2008