Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday

At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about

by Stella_Star September 19, 2022

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

The walls are white today

A sentence to say you feel anxious, you want to cry snd you want to leave

*people talking*

Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”

Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”

*leaving*

by Froggyislost January 17, 2022

Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022