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ferret on my pussy

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean
by xgmpt January 25, 2021
mugGet the ferret on my pussymug.

washing the ferret

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."
by KenMFan March 26, 2017
mugGet the washing the ferretmug.

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick
yo bro your ferretting around
by meefk November 28, 2017
mugGet the ferrettingmug.

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
mugGet the Waxing the ferretmug.

Ferret

by nice.nice November 28, 2020
mugGet the Ferretmug.

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.
There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.
by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022
mugGet the Three peaked ferretmug.

moon ferret

on social media, the person who contributes to the discussion of a topic with things that exist only in his own imagination

- credit to Larry Correia for developing the word and concept via his interactions with the uneducated on social media
How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
by Somewhere Far, Far, Away April 22, 2025
mugGet the moon ferretmug.

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