Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Keith's House

Noun: The small compartment at the bottom of an herb grinder that collects kief --ie: "Keith"

Euphemism: getting high.

Noun: "I just cleaned Keith's house."

Euphemism: "After I get off, im going to Keith's house"

by 69_80085_420 April 28, 2021

Keith Powers

American actor and model. Keith Powers is really handsome, stylish, and seems to have an amazing personality.

Bro, Keith Powers is my celebrity crush... look at that smile

by princessscheba August 2, 2022

Keith Rowley

A strong willed black man who's job is to drain a country of everything it has, a true dictator and has a love for bad roads. Many people still love him altho he can makes things hard.

Keith Rowley made Trinidad not a Real Place

Rowley 1 : Dont jackass the scene

Rowley 2 : Who dead, dead

by Trinidadian4life March 17, 2023

Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england

OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.

by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023