threesome

three people or things in a group

MOM!
What?
I just have a threesome of friends
..
What??
You know what that means..Right?
Yes.
Then define it..
Three people, or things in a group.?
Oh..You innocent angel..<3

by ebustik January 12, 2023

Cleveland Threesome

When a mother continues breast feeding while having sex with her lover.

“There’s only so much space in this trailer…”

“What is that, a Cleveland Threesome?”

by -=AK=- August 7, 2022

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

MG Threesome

A threesome with a milf and a gilf.

I'm having dinner with this hot chick and her hot mom tonight. They're both digging me. I'm most definitely having a MG Threesome!

by The Bota King April 9, 2020

Threesome

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.

STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME

by Undertale Fan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° July 3, 2021

Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023