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toke thief 

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.
toke thief by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Classic Thief 

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
Classic Thief by tcowguy November 19, 2012

Conversation Thief 

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!
Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.
Conversation Thief by Stevjean February 11, 2014

Oxygen Thief 

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.
Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.
Noun. A person who steals a lol that was actually intended for a comment made earlier by another person and mistakenly accepts it as being for their comment. This commonly occurs on what's app and occasionally causes lol envy.
Stop being a lol thief, you know that lol was for I said.
Lol thief by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015

Pussy Thief 

Noun
Singular
"Pussy Thief"
(1.) The man who steals your woman.
(2.) The man who cheats with your girlfriend and or wife.
(3.) A typical hipster
(4.) A pussy, ass, bitch
(5.) The other guy in a threesome.

Plural
"Pussy Thieves"
(1.) The other guys in a foursome.
(2.) The guys you walk in on your girlfriend and or wife fucking, if plural.
(3.) Para-Military Contractors
Singular
(1.) *Walks in to see cheating*
"YOU DAMN PUSSY THIEF!"
(2.) "You piece of shit pussy thief!"
(3.) *sees piece of shit hipster*
"Idiot pussy thief..."
(4.) No need to explain this one...
(5.) *second guy in threesome won't give you your turn on the snatch*
"Move you damn pussy thief!"

Plural
(1.) *other guys in foursome won't play fair with the snatch*
"I'm done here... Damn pussy thieves."
(2.) *walks in on wife or girlfriend fucking multiple men at once*
*you: grabs 12 gauge*
*fires warning shot*
"You better run pussy thieves!"
(3.) Para-Military Contractors have a long history of sex scandals while deployed overseas. Some of these Contractors lack a Military Service for having became a Contractor because the pay is better than that of most ground troops, so many lack the discipline that all troops receive from Military Boot Camp & or Recruit Depot Training.
Pussy Thief by LoneAlpha May 18, 2016