Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit

Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.

by TheBestRodent=Ray January 8, 2020

Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.

Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please

by F-off please May 11, 2019

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy”

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

by freak.bob May 20, 2022

excuses

1. Something people find for not important stuff.
2. To excuse one's self from a situation.

Teacher: "You're making the worst excuses to why your homework's not here."
Student: "But my dog ate it!"

by DragonSlayer271 December 7, 2019

Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

by MixedUp January 24, 2022

Excusal

When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.

"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."

by Will Cohen December 11, 2004

Excuse

A reason that isn't the one being looked for, however truthful it may be.

Don't give me excuses

by et-ATK April 27, 2023