theo

the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess

"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"

by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021

Theo

tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.

Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis

by ballmama January 10, 2022

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Theo

A dumb guy who loves dick

Theo likes dick

by Uhjeube November 23, 2021

theo's bicep

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.

OMD i literally just creamed my self, he had such a theo's bicep.

by Yermum123 May 7, 2018

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025