Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018

Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

by Adi R. April 22, 2019

Thanos cock

A huge purple cock also known as thanos cock

Thanos-Whats up guys
Thor-i know you killed my bro and all that can I see that thanos cock once peas
Thanos-fuck no niggah
Thor-fine as he runs off crying

"Thanos beats the purple skin extremely hard after that"

The end

by BigBlackCollin December 19, 2019

Thanos car

F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDITREPORT.COM BABY I SAW THEYRE ADD ON MY TV

yeet im a thanos car

by LOCK A COCK September 19, 2018

Thanos Snap

The act of inserting ones fingers in the anal cavity and the vagina respectively while trying to snap.

Hey bro you ever done a thanos snap on yo girl?

Hell yeah!

*high five and snapping ensues*

by Isyaboisuperhomie March 18, 2019

Thanos-snapped

When an Alien Dictator from the Planet Titan kills half of all life with a snap of his fingers with a Gauntlet, and a bunch of shiny colored stones, and the individual in question turns to ash.

Dang, he just got Thanos-snapped out of oblivion!

by Oracle16 September 10, 2018