Drowns Syndrome

Term used in referring to an urban myth according to which you may drown if you swim too soon after a meal; apparently you get a cramp and promptly go kerplunk to the bottom. The safe time after the meal, when you can safely swim again, is said to be one hour in Northern Europe, while in Hispanic culture it is often said to be three hours, which is longer than most people spend at the beach. Thought up way back when by some lazy mom who wanted to take a nap in the sun and couldn't bother her ass to look out for the kids; unfortunately it has entered the folk wisdom and some adults end up believing it. Cramps can actually afflict a person at any time and do not adversely affect one's buoyancy in the water. Neither do they do too much damage to your swimming skills, unless perhaps you are participating in an Olympic event. They are more likely to happen as a reaction to exposure to cold water. If you are in an environment where, perhaps due to currents, a cramp could be the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps. Just ask yourself; have you ever heard a pathologist or coroner announce that the cause of someone's death was "swimming on a full stomach"? No, I didn't think so.

Jimmy was running and screaming along the shore and his mommy was feeling lazy and couldn't be bothered looking out for him, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.

by Fearman September 27, 2007

mulder syndrome

when a character in a story makes predictions with no grounding in facts or logic that always turns out correct. usually this person proves everyone else around him/her wrong no matter how much sense THOSE people were making.

Harry had a serious case of Mulder Syndrome in Deathly Hallows

by bumpty May 2, 2010

NARBEH SYNDROME

When you cant stop hanging out with narbeh too much and you get a unknown syndrome disease that goes to your tutuz.

SIDE EFFECTS OF NARBEH SYNDROME:

Explosive Diarrhea
Brain Damage
Emotional Damage

Also Memory Loss.

omggg i hung out with narbeh and now i feel like im a new human with assthetic narbeh diseases in me 🤪.

For exmaple: Michael has Narbeh syndrome from hanging out with us too much.

by lavashak_arbi June 25, 2022

Trash With It Syndrome

The state of being so trash at a game that you get killed by the 5 year olds on hypixel. Not even the sweaty 5 year olds but the ones that use their moms' credit cards to buy cosmetics and ranks because they think they are good. Not to be confused with nice with it syndrome, which is when you kill the sweats because youre just too nice with it.

Kesav has trash with it syndrome as he just lost with diamond armor, iron sword, and gapple to a guy who had leather armor and one hit him off the edge.

by TheKillionaire January 30, 2021

Office Syndrome

When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.

Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."

by J1tt3rbug June 27, 2012

Koo syndrome

Koo syndrome is caused by skin-to-skin contact with other recipents. It is not a lethal and serious disease, but possible side effects are the excessive use of "koo" for other words.

An example of the use of "koo" between two Koo syndrome recipents:
Creeper_Corrupt: Koo join training or demote
(Random dude): No stfu koo im a lazy ass
Creeper: Do you want the "Degradierungzeit?!"
Dude: Oh s### imma join training now no demot pls papa Creep

by cut the crap April 12, 2019

Artorias Syndrome

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.

Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.

by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019