The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020

Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what

The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began

by TheDingDong March 11, 2021

Sporking

When the closeness of spooning in bed turns into fucking.

I was enjoying spooning naked in bed with my boyfriend. But then being so close the spooning led to full on sporking as he entered me from his spooning position.

by Amawee21 October 30, 2017

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

Spork

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020