Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.

This spork is useless to eating fries with.

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016

spork

better than forks and spoons

i ate a spork for dinner yesterday

by defined by June 5, 2018

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.

Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.

by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023

Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what

The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began

by TheDingDong March 11, 2021