midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012

Midnight Tumbler

A girl is sleeping...It turns 12:00AM, you give the girl a motor boat to her boobs.

As I approached midnight, my girl was out like a light, so i gave her the "midnight tumbler".

by Mike Ferraro and Tom Leahy December 10, 2008

midnight strawberry

Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.

"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"

"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."

"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."

"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"

by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp August 16, 2015

Midnight Riptide

Midnight Riptide is a multinational Pop band formed in 2016. The group’s musical style primarily consists of pop along with rock and elements from EDM.

Midnight Riptide is totally awesome!

by Ripty April 22, 2018

Midnight Entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal parts off cars at night

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to your catalytic converter

by hueyz July 2, 2022

midnight dip

Slang for a woman's vagina/The act of sex

Guy 1: So bro got any plans for tonight?
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice

by Sp4cter March 5, 2016