Landon is a one in a kind boy who is a horny virgin who always calls people thicc and is known to eat the booty of his victims like groceries.
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sad kids who talk trash via urbandictionary.com: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)
landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*
landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*
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Get the landon guy mug.Whatever sad fucks posted those definitions must be sick of Landon beating them in everything. Yes, Landon is an all boys school, as is GTown Prep, we tool u public school sad fucks in everything. Why dont u grow a dick and stop talking shit on the internet.
Public School kid- Hey dude look at that Landon kid......LANDON IS ALL BOYS HAHAHA
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday
Landon kid- Stfu (beats up all of them)
other Landon kid- Oh its alright, hes gonna mow my lawn someday
by Kunal April 10, 2005
Get the landon guy mug.HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!
girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*
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