Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

Keith Powers

American actor and model. Keith Powers is really handsome, stylish, and seems to have an amazing personality.

Bro, Keith Powers is my celebrity crush... look at that smile

by princessscheba August 2, 2022

keith bradley

keith bradley is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he’s hot, kind, and loving. if you are dating a keith bradley just know you are lucky keith bradley’s will treat you like a princess//queen and they will give you everything they have. don’t lose them! you’ll regret ever losing them!

wow you’re dating a keith bradley? you’re so lucky!!

by Keith Bradley December 7, 2019

Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

keith scelzo

Intelligent good looking modest sex machine

I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo

by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019