bisquit hooks

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

wii hook

What auto-correct gives you when you're trying to type "Woo Hooo!" also known as Woo Hoo.

My favorite song is on! Wii Hook! (sent via mobile device)

by Just Kelly January 6, 2012

Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

hooking down

To hook up with someone of lower social status and/or attractiveness level.

(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"

by MC Betches March 10, 2009

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

HOOK EM

The phrase used by students at the University of Texas at Austin (UT) when cheering on their team or demonstrating the overall intellectual and athletic prowess of their school over any other educational establishment. The phrase is derived from the school's logo, the Texas Longhorn, named Bevo.

C'mon boys, kick the sh*t outta the Sooners, HOOK EM!

by ut_spencer January 28, 2009