How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.
by willie11 April 03, 2011
by Mel Function September 06, 2003
(A few girls are looking at facebook)
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"
"Ew, that guy is so fugly"
"OMG. him and I were hooking down last night at the club"
by MC Betches October 29, 2008
The opposite of hooking up, characterized by a noticeable lack of intimate touching, lack of goosebumps and or chills, excessive amount of spooning and pillow talk, and occasional frumpiness. In terms of sexual baseball nomenclature, it would be considered a bunt.
Christian: "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I see Andrew hooking up with that girl from Iowa!"
Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"
Derek: "You are indeed mistaken sir, she is far too sober. Those two are definitely hooking down tonight"
by Carter A. Jenkens July 30, 2010
This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
by Jb habes March 11, 2017
The Hook, or as its know in laymens terms Bendycockolitus, It's basically where your penis doesn't get hard on one side, left or right, it doesn't matter, and basically it bends to one side, thus creating a hook shape.
by AAARG I'MA rape you loads May 11, 2010
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by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 05, 2003