grab ass

A game typically played in large crowds in which you grab random guys' asses and nonchalantly keep walking/doing whatever you were doing. Give your friends a heads up so they can laugh & give you a report. Causes confusion & is hilar when done right.

If confronted: deny it with repulsed look on your face.

Nicole: Dude it's 2:25, the bars are about to let out. We should play a round of grab ass.
Kaitlyn: Hell yeah, look at that one, it's just asking to be grabbed.
(Everyone exits; most likely drunk)
Megan: (Grabs a hand full of ass)
Random Guy: WOAHHH, what the...? (snaps head around, confused, possibly thinking it was the person behind him)

SUCCESS.

by grbdatass July 5, 2011

grab bag

A gram of weed sold in a bag.

hey, can I get a grab bag for 10 bucks?

by losssser November 24, 2004

grab-ass

a marching band term for screwing around during practice.

Nick: Hey, quit playin' grab-ass and concentrate. Before we do this next set i want you to think to yourself: 'I'm gonna OWN this bitch!' say it with me...

by Brian Schiller November 4, 2006

Grab a Wing

Phrase commonly used by people of good morals when helping a handicapped person walk somewhere by grabbing under their arms or wings.

Grab a wing, nigga !

by Ciplez June 8, 2007

ankle grabbing

The act of having sex when in a communal shower. Usually seen in jails.

aka Dropping the soap.

Let me grab my ankles and we will have some fun.

by alicey July 7, 2003

Gordo Grab

When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.

Three things can kill you in the New Mexico desert: rattlesnakes, black widows, and the Gordo Grab.

by CuttlefishAndAsparagus August 7, 2012

brooklyn grab

Being from Brooklyn, this is the act when you randomly grab your nuts while doing everyday tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, talking to people) and not even realize you are touching yourself

Dylan: Why are you always touching yourself?
Jared: C'mon man. Its the Brooklyn Grab

by D.P. McDaniels June 5, 2014