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Functionable

Is that 118 year old woman even functionable?
by JoshKontos June 17, 2021
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functional tweaker

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.
Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.
by Republic of mo August 13, 2021
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Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.
Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.
by Katielady317 June 21, 2021
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Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.
Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.
by GridSquid September 2, 2022
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Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
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Function

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!
by ICantNut October 17, 2022
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Function

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!
by ICantNut October 17, 2022
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