by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
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by CrampLover123 September 5, 2018
Get the Cramp mug.i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .
by harry prince October 16, 2011
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Get the cramp as hell mug.Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.
by Case Lee January 26, 2019
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