To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).
by kiche35 July 29, 2021
by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019
A certified knob washer who makes sure the male porn stars penis is not caked with smegma before it gets hummed.
The buffer thorougly swabbed my knob before my debut porn scene.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
While I was being buffed I prematurely busted on the buffer's right shoulder.
by Felini Digital February 03, 2021
A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
by LT FuzzyNuts November 19, 2017
by Kane doe April 17, 2019
The act of fattening prey for the benefit of oneself.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Eg; Within the ancient tale that posesses the name of "Hansel and Gretel", one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
by bufferingqueen123 October 30, 2020