Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.

Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.

by KillerSkorpion May 15, 2014

gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024