Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Bidet

When a person is giving another a blumpkin (oral sex while the receiver is on the toilet) and the giver initiates a rim job on the receiver.

She gave him a bidet in the bathroom an hour ago

by Cornholio514 November 12, 2016

country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

Bidet Group

You are part of a society that is bound by nobody and no toilet paper shortages. Everyone loves you and you’re the one of the coolest people to exist
Congratulations to you if you use a Bidet!

Hey did you hear that Mark’s apart of the bidet group? That’s best thing I’ve heard in the past ten years!

by BlazeMushroom December 6, 2022

Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.

I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.

by Nanna elson November 17, 2025

Bidet

The act of spitting a fluid into your partner's asshole.

"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)

by J's A's August 1, 2019