Hey bonquisha did you here what daequan did. No I didn’t what he do he got a Abraham piercing right on the tip
by Pusscake69 March 9, 2018
Get the Abraham Piercingmug. 
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug. Abraham Dar is a short gremlin and is also short tempered. Whenever there's a problem he would always attempt to mend it with violence. However, a lot of people do not know that. Also, whenever there's a challenge he will never give up.
by UwUcatgirl12345 September 25, 2022
Get the Abraham Darmug. A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincolnmug. Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"
Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"
Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"
Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."
Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."
Abraham "I donno..."
Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Abrahammug. is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work
by unkown696969 December 6, 2022
Get the Abraham Millermug.