Abraham Linkington

To link, to link up, to meet up, to hang out

You tryna Abraham Linkington and body a Wendy's Fourfor4?

by rben2 January 21, 2024

Abraham

A nigga with a little dick little brain big nose and act like a clown also selfish

Aye man can i get some of your chips

Abraham: no nigga buy your own

But what about when i lent you a doll

Abraham: no

by Cheeks clapper November 19, 2019

Abrahams

Abrahams... Well there is not much to say about this name. It is extra, its has too many A's in it. Us Abrahams' are a family full of tons of different traits and habits. One person in particular is crusty (AS IN FLAKY AND WEIRD), almost bald, and has a big nose. Their name starts with a C and they are one of the most "out there" people

The Abrahams family is amazing!

by Larry Benson January 2, 2019

Abraham Miller

is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work

Abraham Miller not doing his work again

by unkown696969 December 6, 2022

Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.

Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.

by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023

Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.

Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Moriah Abraham

Short Af, Boy sick, good grades tho, and genuinely tries to be nice.

Moriah Abraham is in love with Grande

by Poundatron March 15, 2022