trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Golden trombone

The golden trombone is the sexual position taken by those women in their 50's.

Liza Minelli loved the golden trombone in her 50's. She was even awarded the prestious Golden Trombone several years in a row. These awards were then sealed by the IRS and awarded the coveted Purina Catchow Award. Meow on!

by J Page December 4, 2015

russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003

slide trombone

The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job

Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Mediasite Trombone

Receiving a Rusty Trombone while mediasiting lectures

I heard Stephen was getting a Mediasite trombone while he was catching up on Micro lectures.

by Richie Rich 89 December 2, 2010

play the trombone

Having a woman lick your ass from behind and stroke your big fat hard cock.

Janet was on the rag so I asked her to play the trombone on me to get me off.

by Dave Buffalo March 30, 2014

Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015