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rat travels

(n) Rodent track marks. rodent trailings.

Phrase use because rodents i.e. mice and rats cannot hold their bowels and thus they leave a continuous trail of poo and urine which leaves obvious trail stains on furniture, along walls, inside cupboards etc.
This couch is full of rat travels! This box of food you had in storage shows signs of rat travels.
by thaibu April 22, 2010
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The Traveling Gilberts

Nobody knows these people. Some people say they know them and that they have orbs. Those people are wrong because the truth is nobody knows them.
Who in the hell are The Traveling Gilberts?
by BJTravels November 13, 2021
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perpetual traveler

PT, also read as "prior taxpayer" or "permanent tourist".

Someone who travels from nation in such a way that he isn't considered resident in any of the nations he visits. This way, he doesn't have to pay income tax.
PT's often have their official residency in some sort of tax haven.

Also see Nomad Capitalist
Me: Why aren't you paying any taxes here, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I'm a perpetual traveler and not a resident of this country. Besides, taxes are theft.
Jeff takes a huge puff of smoke on his cigar and blows it in my face.
by agorist January 19, 2014
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Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.
by burty330 July 31, 2012
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Travel braggage

bragging about your recent travel or trips. Boasting about any aspect of one's travels that are just going to far.
His travel braggage took up our entire lunch break!!
by farkwye March 30, 2022
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Travel Sandwich

A sandwich that you purchase with a larger sandwich, usually fast food, which you use as an appetizer before you get home and eat the larger sandwich because they're fat. Other food items can replace sandwich such as ice cream, pie, nuggets etc.
by Corbon Deoxide August 19, 2010
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Travel Foxes

These were THE shoes to own in the late 1980s if you were a real guido! Damn I miss them!
"Yo Joey,..I think these pants would go great with my white Travel Foxes!"
by a REAL guido October 29, 2008
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