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Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025
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butt thread

A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.
Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.
by Babygrrldee March 4, 2014
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thread pool

Thread pool is a collection of pre-initialized, idle threads that are ready to execute tasks. In network programming, it optimizes the use of system resources by reusing threads for multiple tasks. Ironically, the name sounds like the title of the movie your parents think is too inappropriate for you to watch.
I tried explaining about thread pool to my friends, but all they could think about was how it sounded like that movie they aren't allowed by their parents to see.
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.
Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt
by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015
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Threads

Person 1: threads is better than twitter

Person 2: ikr
by matrixity July 16, 2023
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Threads

Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt at creating an imitation Twitter
Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing
by SausageTunnel July 6, 2023
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