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Super Straight

David:im Super Straight!

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David:i just want a werewolf daddy
by Egg Zey May 9, 2022
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A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022
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Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021
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A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.
Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha
by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021
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you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average
person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it
by stankomasina March 10, 2021
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Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.
Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
by anonymous March 11, 2021
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Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.
A: Hey, I'm Super Straight. Do you accept me?
B: Yeah.
by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021
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