Plum Hummer

When you place your balls in someones mouth and they "hum" a tune whilst sookin them.

"She was amazing at sooking the boaby! she even plopped ma baws in her mooth and gave me a cracking "Plum Hummer" then I splodged all oor her coupon!

by AB3 Massive July 26, 2010

Bumping Plums

When two men are having sex with a woman at the same time (one vaginally and the other anally), and their nut sacks hit one another.

My girlfriend wanted a threesome with another guy, but I didn't want to do it, because I was scared me and the other guy would be bumping plums.

by Jerry B Black August 31, 2010

plum peeler

a douche, jerk, dick, ect.

Criss is such a plum peeler!

by babyydee August 05, 2010

plum bob

To flip a bucket over and use it as a seat.

There were no more seats around the campfire so I just plum bobbed.

by Craptastical February 22, 2009

plum pudding

To suck at a males genitals with passion

'do you fancy plum pudding for desert?'

by mattymattmatt April 30, 2007

plum smuggler

1) i gotta a lotta balls
2) big-ass purple swollen testes in really tight pants. far more pleasureable when used as a peanut bag for boxing practice. also makes a wonderful place to keep your pet newt.

look at that guy. he's definitly smuggling plums.

by Lord Baddkitty December 19, 2003

Duke's Plum

Reference to a girl with an extremely attractive body but the face of an old lady

Guy 1: What do you give her out of 10?
Guy 2: At most a 6. She's a bit of a Duke's Plum. I mean neck down she's awesome but her face looks like my great aunt Ethel.
Guy 1: Paper bag that shit..

by PepeMac April 17, 2011